May. 23 2013
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Some People Have Two Problems

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use binary.” Now they have 10 problems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use threads.” Now two they hav erpoblesms.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use multi-threading”. Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use mutexes.” Now they have

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use caching.” Now they have one problems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use Java!” Now they have a ProblemFactory.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use floating point arithmetic.” Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time job, think “I know, I’ll contribute to open source.” Now they have two full-time jobs.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll think outside the box!” Now, they have 3.75 problems, an entirely new framework, and three dozen Toll House cookies cooling in the kitchen.

Some people, when confronted with a desire to use pithy quotes in their presentations, think, “I know, I’ll use something from Star Wars”. Now two problems they have.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use UTF8.” Now they à??????µ?ç°§ùÔ_¦Ñ?.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use PHP.” Now they have (“1 apple” + “1 orange”) problems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use Perl.” Now they have more than one way to have more than one problem.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use shareware.” Now they have two trials.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use delegations.” Now their problem is a problem of their problem.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll quote jwz.” Now everyone has a problem.

Found this gem while surfing on Reddit. I found it on herzmeister der welten’s Diaspora. They found it on Ned Batchelder’s blog.

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